My Heart Shattered, Jenna Weds Another

[Lionhead]

There is always
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Julia Couillard</center>
and you have the advantage of being better looking then Bernier

Not impressed....

No?? Really??

In spite of that dress she almost had on??

I'll tell ya, a gal like that would certainly have no trouble leading me around by my . . . hand.

[Lionhead]

Sister, Babs.....is a HOTTIE...!!!







...All you have to do NOW is claw your way over a half-dozen Secret Service guys and about 20 paparazzi....

Hey, if I was about 25 years younger, I'd at least give it a shot.

The paper-azzi would have gone down like dominoes and I could probably kick two Secret Service guys somewhere before the rest would be on me.

As far as the Bush daughters go, they've got good looking parents, so, what did you expect?

[J.B. Stone]

No?? Really??

In spite of that dress she almost had on??

I'll tell ya, a gal like that would certainly have no trouble leading me around by my . . . hand.

Nope....just AVBRAGE looks around these parts.

You gotta remember, I spent 7 years sunning and gunning on the beaches of San Diego, been to 18 countries on 5 continents, worked in the fashion district in LA.....you gotta be SPECTACULAR to get a glowing report outta me.....

[Lionhead]

You gotta remember, I spent 7 years sunning and gunning on the beaches of San Diego, been to 18 countries on 5 continents, worked in the fashion district in LA.....you gotta be SPECTACULAR to get a glowing report outta me.....

Well, there ya go.

Obviously, you've had much more worldly experience than I as to who the real babes and the true plain janes are, and probably know more than every other fella here combined.

When you do see one you feel is spectacular, be sure and let us know.

[J.B. Stone]

You gotta remember, I spent 7 years sunning and gunning on the beaches of San Diego, been to 18 countries on 5 continents, worked in the fashion district in LA.....you gotta be SPECTACULAR to get a glowing report outta me.....

Well, there ya go.

Obviously, you've had much more worldly experience than I as to who the real babes and the true plain janes are, and probably know more than every other fella here combined.

When you do see one you feel is spectacular, be sure and let us know.

....now perzackly WHUT gave you the notion I had ANY intention of "sharing"....???



All I'm saying is that the gal in that photo, tarted up to beat the band as she may BE......still has a face only a pony's mom could love and, what's worse, a certain kind of look of haughty disdain upon it which indicates to me WHY I haven't the slightest interest in determining what it is that makes HER think she's so "special".....

FER INSTANCE....





Now, THERE's some world class BABAGE....!!!

And, she's very down to earth, intelligent, and witty.

....stands out in a crowd.....!!!