Cops - Good luck with that car

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Cops - Good luck with that car

Postby Dogpatch » 08/ 08/ 12 11:30 am

:lol:

Florida cops go undercover in Priuses

August 7, 2012 , by Nicholas Maronese

Police fleet will look like "Walmart parking lot"

Police in Florida are trading in their unmarked Ford Crown Victoria and Chevrolet Malibu police cars for a fleet of vehicles no one'd expect law enforcement to use, including Toyota Priuses and Hyundai Elantras.

“I anticipate the fleet to look like a Walmart parking lot,” Fort Lauderdale Police Capt. Eric Brogna told WPTV

“There’s going to be everything you could possibly imagine there — save your high-end luxury cars.”

Over the next two years, the city will swap 247 undercover police vehicles with a wide variety of newer vehicles bought at auction, including Ford Fusion sedans and Toyota Prius hybrids, to really keep criminals guessing.

“You’re not going to surprise anybody when you pull up in a [Chevrolet] Malibu,” said Katrina Powell, president of Government Fleet Services.

“But if it’s a bright red hybrid, you’re not expecting pretty blue lights to go on and someone to step out with a shiny badge.”

Use of the new tactic is made possible by changes in the department's $6.1 million contract with Government Fleet Services.

Police vehicles no longer have to be purchased via traditional fleet agreements, and will now replaced every 12 to 18 months instead of every five years.

Buying a new vehicle may be expensive - the city will spend about $25,000 per car - but they'll save in fuel and maintenance costs, says Powell.

They also expect to get a lot of their money back when they auction off the year-old vehicles.

People worried they're being pulled over by a dude in a Prius pretending to be with the police can ask for his ID or call 911 on their cell phone to verify with dispatch whether the officer's legit.
http://autos.sympatico.ca/strange-autom ... in-priuses

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I know that radio can outrace any car, but really -- a Priuse?

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Re: Cops - Good luck with that car

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Re: Cops - Good luck with that car

Postby Dogpatch » 08/ 08/ 12 11:44 am

chainrock wrote:RD should appreciate this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fws4jqkst74


You sure it wasn't lovely Rita, meter maid in that vid?

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Re: Cops - Good luck with that car

Postby Dogpatch » 08/ 08/ 12 12:01 pm

RG will probably like this story too

Vermont man arrested after crushing police cruisers with tractor

LITTLETON, New Hampshire (Reuters) - A Vermont man was arrested after allegedly running over seven police cruisers with a tractor, police said on Friday.

Roger Pion, 34, of Newport, Vermont now faces seven counts of unlawful mischief and three other charges after being arrested by state police for crushing cruisers belonging to the Orleans County Sheriff's Department in the town of Derby on Thursday.

"I felt like I was in a monster jam rally or something," said Rene Morris, an eyewitness told local television station WCAX. "I just couldn't believe it, just backing up going over it, turns around makes his way to the other vehicles smashes those up."

State police estimated the damages at $250,000. The motive for the crushing is still under investigation, police said in a statement.
http://news.sympatico.ca/unusualnews/ve ... r/ca27b474

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Well the Vermont police can buy some cheap Priuses, or (slightly) used Crown Victorias to save money

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Re: Cops - Good luck with that car

Postby RedDog » 08/ 08/ 12 12:11 pm

chainrock wrote:RD should appreciate this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fws4jqkst74

It's not a bad idea. They fit between the metal bars and can zip down park trails. I've driven mine down the sidewalk from the lane way at home to reach the garden hose, just as I do with the motorcycle. :D

As for the Walmart lot. The one in Merritt Island, Florida is ALL Malibu's, Accords and Camry's (many being rentals). Here it's lifted 4x4 trucks with semi diesel stacks and Mustangs with fake hood scoops and wings the size of PEI, with a few minivans, SUV's and "crossovers" :roll: tossed in for the overweight suburbanites and their rioting kids, many of whom empty ashtrays on the parking lot and drop empty Wendy's soda cups in plain view and don't care. The SW corner is all RV's with Camp Walmart and it's always spotless. They don't live here of course so are still somewhat civilized.
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Re: Cops - Good luck with that car

Postby Dogpatch » 08/ 08/ 12 6:09 pm

h/t Blazing Cat Fur

Menzoid: Horny Cop Caught Picking Up Ho's In His Patrol Car

http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/video/sear ... 6889676001

No need to thank me - just doing a public service :D
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Re: Cops - Good luck with that car

Postby wildernessvoice » 08/ 08/ 12 7:07 pm

Kingston Ontario cops gave the taxpayers a break- they switched to Dodge Chargers!
Damnn them Duke boyzs.
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Re: Cops - Good luck with that car

Postby wildernessvoice » 08/ 08/ 12 7:11 pm

Dogpatch wrote:h/t Blazing Cat Fur

Menzoid: Horny Cop Caught Picking Up Ho's In His Patrol Car

http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/video/sear ... 6889676001

No need to thank me - just doing a public service :D


Never happen with our RCMP. That's why they hired female RCMP officers! Just ask the guys.
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