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 Monkey King
Joined: 07 Feb 2006 Total posts: 387 Location: Monkey Land Ontario Gender: Male
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 Posted: 04/ 26/ 06 9:12 am Post subject: Karate and Peace nick hypocrisy |
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Karate and Peace nick hypocrisy
I have a Peace nick friend who is so proud of her hippie daughter s accomplishments in her Karate class.
Myself having taken the Martial Arts also I proceeded to tell her of a technique in Karate where by you disembowel your opponent.
Well I never got such a blast of caca in my life from the both of them. How violent and anti peace and love I was.
Karate I was told is more like ballet and was really only for defense. I proceeded to tell them both that Karate is a Martial Art, designed to kill or maim its opponent. It has nothing to do with defense. Defense would be to learn to run away, block the attract or hide from your opponent. Most Karate schools also teach weapons with swords, throwing knifes, spears, and nut chucks all designed to kill or maimed. I was told then well that is really just learning an old art form of dance.
So I find it to be the same old Liberal trick call it something different that sounds good and hey it all of a sudden becomes Politically Correct.
Realizing this may we should have Classes in the Martial Art of Powdered Arms only to be used in self defense of course. We could get different colored belts on our ability to protect our selves from the rapists and
Child molesters and the bad guys. It would be so cool we could give demonstrations in this and start children’s classes and let them slowly learn how to use the Art of powdered arms. How to defend and protect yourself from a hungry Bear that wants to rip you apart and eat you.
We could advertise the classes with catchy phrases like Take a Powder.
Sounds peaceful and loving to me and that is all you need, really… call something a different name and hey everyone gets on board.
That is why alos we have a Ministry of Defense when actually it is really a Ministry of WAR but of course no one wants to hear that do they. What we really need though is the Art of telling truth. But then that maybe is to old and outdated of a art that people really wouldn’t want now a days. |
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homeandnativeland
Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Total posts: 3829 Location: Ontario Age: 40 Gender: Male
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| Posted: 04/ 26/ 06 5:42 pm Post subject: |
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The hatred and bigotry peacenik elitists hold toward firearms and their owners is unbelieveable. Even more unbelieveable is their denial of their hatred.
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| Quote: | Wow reading many posts here i think this sight is full of looney's and many posters could use a bit of re education.
Man oh man. What a hateful, lying, intolerant site.... |
Karl Marx 02/ 26/ 09 8:22 am |
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Monkey King
Joined: 07 Feb 2006 Total posts: 387 Location: Monkey Land Ontario Gender: Male
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| Posted: 04/ 26/ 06 6:58 pm Post subject: |
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Don’t you see we got to put the spin on it . It is not gun classes it is Powder Puff classes
You hold this piece of self defense metal with powder in it and when it goes puff you just saved your life in self defense. Now you can go hug a tree. Right |
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homeandnativeland
Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Total posts: 3829 Location: Ontario Age: 40 Gender: Male
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| Posted: 04/ 26/ 06 7:01 pm Post subject: |
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Don't take this the wrong way but...........
Monkey King, I think I love you, but I wanna know for sure... |
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Monkey King
Joined: 07 Feb 2006 Total posts: 387 Location: Monkey Land Ontario Gender: Male
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| Posted: 04/ 27/ 06 9:35 am Post subject: |
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How about this Homeandnativeland.
We shall no longer have Dear Season it will now be called Intervention of animal sexual Predators Season. In the fall of the year these over sexed male deer fight each other viciously with sharp pointed weapons over 4 inches long (which we all know is against the law to carry.) in an effort to rape innocent and beautiful female doe’s.
This must be stopped and cannot continue in a civilized society. If you see any bucks during the season report it to the courageous men and woman that are trying to defend the poor doe from getting raped.
If the buck does not surrender when he hears that click sound all hunters make then he or she has the right to use lethal force. Many tree huggers have also reported that these bucks do extensive damage to trees as they use them to sharpen there horned weapons. You can identify these heroes that are stopping the rape’s in our forest as the usually wear orange clothing with the words “The Buck Stops Here” printed on them.
Later I will deal with the criminal offences of Hoping Rabbits and the Environmental Arial Pollution of Ducks during this season. |
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homeandnativeland
Joined: 02 Feb 2006 Total posts: 3829 Location: Ontario Age: 40 Gender: Male
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| Posted: 04/ 27/ 06 5:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Preach it, Brutha!!!! |
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Monkey King
Joined: 07 Feb 2006 Total posts: 387 Location: Monkey Land Ontario Gender: Male
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| Posted: 04/ 27/ 06 11:37 pm Post subject: |
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Thanks HomeandNativeland.
I am glad you enjoy my humor and also your complemnets.
Moneyking in Monkeyland |
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