This is already too turgid and needs to be Odonnellized.
MR. BRIGHTSON (Lib -- Underwater Valley, NS)
My question is for the Prime Minister. When you wore that vest in Cancun, did you not realize that you were snubbing the fashion consultants of Vancouver, and the cherished Canadian value of queer eye for the straight guy?
MR. SHARPER (PM, Urban Cowboy Suburbs, AB)
I can assure the member that I dressed for all contingencies, including the unpredicted arrival of another major hurricane, thinking that I might have to do what the member knows even better how to do, namely, going on a prolonged fishing expedition. I would advise him to fish or cut bait.
MR. LAYDOWN (NDP -- Toronto Streetcar Pita)
My question is for anyone over there. Can I have some more buses on the road in any major city? I just want a few more buses.
SOME HON MEMBERS -- Sure, why not, get Jack some buses.
MR DUCEPPE (Ste Whatever, QC)
When will this new government slip up so that I can look like I'm relevant?
MR TOWBOAT (Lake Everywhere, MB) --
Probably never, would advise the Hon member to go on holiday until 2008.